I Would Never Use This Soap
‘Genuine A-grade soapstuffs. Protein, vitamins, certified pure essential oils. One of these’ll wash a family for a month. Longer, if they don’t like their kids too well…’
That’s right folks, some ingenuitive Browncoat has created the best of the best here: strawberry scented soap in the shape of an alliance nutrient bar. The amount of win contained in this little beauty is hard to fathom. Plus, it’ll leave you looking shiny.
Still, I’d never use it. I didn’t support unification OR their personal hygiene habits, gorram it!
But, if you’re interested, I suppose I won’t hold it against you. You can buy the soap here.