Posts Tagged ‘ Lord of the Rings ’

A Long Expected Party

Happy birthday to two of my favourite hobbits!


Yes, it’s 22nd September, the birthdays of Bilbo and Frodo Baggins. I hope you’re all celebrating with feasts, fireworks, and, of course, a wizard or two.


(Also, thanks to my dad for reminding me of the special occasion, and for making me fall in love with LOTR when I was five.)


Royal Weddings I’d Like to Be At

In honour of the royal wedding today, during which I will hide in my flat away from the hordes of crazy people, I thought I’d make a little list.

These are the royal weddings I’d like an invite to:

1. Han Solo and Princess Leia Organa

I bet Leia had an awesome do for the occasion.

2. Aragorn King Elessar Telcontar and Arwen

Whatever you do, don’t agree to play drinking games with Gimli at the reception.

3. Prince Henry and Danielle

I heard that Da Vinci designed her dress!

4. King Arthur and Guinevere

Bring in the mead and roast beast!

5. Doctor Who and Marilyn Monroe

Well, he is a time LORD.

Oh, and best wishes to Will and Kate. Many happy returns and all that.