Posts Tagged ‘ Sherlock Holmes ’

A Study in Caped Crusaders


Hey. Been a while. How are the kids? Me? Oh, I’m fine. Writing. Reading some comics. What’s that? I haven’t blogged in a while? I guess that’s true. Why don’t I tide you over with a little something to make you smile?

How’d I do? You loved it? Great! Glad to hear it!

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He never said that!


Our society likes to quote things. Our society also likes to misquote things. I just wanted to enumerate a few of the more famous misquotes commonly found in pop culture. Why? Because I’m bored and I haven’t written a blog post in a while. Get used to it.

Let’s start with my personal favourite: “Beam me up Scotty.” In three seasons of Star Trek TOS, not once was that phrase used, but it’s commonplace these days. I’ve heard people on the street say it, I’ve hear television characters say it. Where did this come from?

(Kirk and Spock don’t get it either.)

Next: “Luke, I am your father.” Alright folks, the scene actually plays like this:

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.

Vader: No. I am your father.

The inflection is also completely different than the way in which everyone insists on saying it. Weird….

(Darth agrees with me. Beware his Sith wrath.)

And finally: “Elementary, my dear Watson.” In none of Arthur Conan Doyle’s 60 Sherlock Holmes stories/novels does Holmes utter these words. In fact, that phrase is not existent in any Sherlock Holmes story–not even those written by other authors.

(He’s judging you.)

So. Why are we such fails at quotes? I don’t know. I welcome any theories.